February 2012
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Jokers Jottings
So many great hideouts here in Flint! Abandoned warehouses, parks, buildings! What’s that?  They’re not abandoned? Just rundown, you say? Oh…
Feb 23rd
Feb 22nd
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WatchWatch
Wait til they get a load of me. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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I’m only smiling on the outside. My smile is just skin deep.  If you can see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep? 
Feb 19th
Joker's Jottings
While joyriding with Harl, I noticed a NAVY  billboard with a giant scan blip for smartphones. Already they’re trying to kill nonfocused Gothamites with their focus off the road and on their board while fumbling for a phone. They’re doing my job! 
Feb 19th
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Joker's Jottings
So, Hot Pockets have ‘limited edition’ Hot Pockets now…I bought 20 to resell on eBay! I’m gonna make a fortune! Finally doing it right! 
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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All work and no play, make Joker a dull homicidal maniac. 
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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blushingblondee asked: Since you're in for the night, what do you like to do on days you're not causing upheaval in Gotham?
Feb 13th
All is quiet in Gotham tonight, kiddies. Uncle J is staying in with a hot cocoa and chemical mixing. Anything ya wanna chitchat about? 
Feb 13th
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Feb 9th
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Your Old Uncle Joker is taking a break from the Gotham lifestyle, kiddies. I may be giving the underworld of Flint, MI a lesson about finding the punchline in its city of crime. Don’t touch that dial! 
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Mind of A Madman (cont'd)
 I write down the story of his abusive childhood and actually began to feel sympathy. But this man didn’t deserve sympathy for all the horrendous acts he done.  “Do you think that your anger towards the Batman could be transferred anger that you repressed against your father?” I ask. The madman starts to laugh after the question. After a few moments, he is able to contain...
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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I would just kill for my plans to go right once in a while. Eh! There’s a thought! 
Feb 8th
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Ever feel the world’s against you? Everythings trying to keep you from smiling? 
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Joker's Jottings
For the record, no one hits on, let alone, hits, my Harley but me! 
Feb 6th
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All the looney people, where do they all come from? All the looney people, where they all belong?
Feb 5th
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“Some men, just wanna watch the world burn.” I’ll be there with the marshmellows! 
Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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Joker's Jottings
In the new Detective Comics, someone appears to have surgically cut off my face. They should know, nothing comes close to touching this purdy mug o’ mine. Dolts. Well, maybe Batman’s fists do from time to time…other than that, NOTHING! 
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
Joker's Jottings
Oh Batsy, you’ll never be sad, and you’ll never be lonely. You’ll always have me to dance with. 
Feb 2nd
Feb 1st
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Joker's Jottings
So, Harvey’s auction plan didn’t go accordingly. The elusive clod, Batman escaped Two Face’s clutches and gave him a severe bruise on his good side, Freeze got iced, Ivy got dethorned, Penguin got plucked and I manged to give him the slip with a good distraction…I tripped Harley. I achieved in snagging his belt as a consulation prize. That grapple line is a hoot! Oh, what...
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Joker's Jottings
It seems ol’ Harvaroo Dent captured the Bat and wishes to hold a meeting with myself and a few others in our little Fraternity of Hate Bats Omega Gamma… I’ll bring the cheese puffs for a’ snackin’ and a crowbar for a whackin’! 
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Joker's Jottings
Sometimes, I still wonder about that shaggy mohawk I received from that bloody Titan Formula. Strange after affects. Sure was fun while it lasted though. 
Jan 31st
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Joker's Jottings
Before I accidentally deleted it, some ninconpoop asked : ‘Why don’t I just stop doing stupid gags and kill the Bat?’  The incompetent imbecile! Batmans delicious and delirious death must be a masterpiece! But, at the same time, without Batman, crime has no punchline. 
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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thiskidservesjoker asked: Whose your best friend?
Jan 30th
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Joker's Jottings
Being alone in a cell for a while makes you think of the deep and meaningful questions: Who closes the doors when the bus driver gets off? 
Jan 29th
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Joker's Jottings
Can’t a guy just make an impromptu arrival at Mayor Hill’s 50th Birthday with a gift of a dozen cyanide and banana creme pies, AND NOT be removed with a black eye by a caped & pointy eared assailant? It’s a hard world out there folks. Hopefully YOU understand…
Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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thiskidservesjoker asked: Hmm.. doesn't sound very fun to me... I'm sure it'd be funnier if you amputate his limbs next time he comes around. Ha ha.
Jan 27th
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