March 2012
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February 2012
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Bat Flu now?! Oh, c'mon!!! How can he and his... →
”For the first time, scientists have found evidence of flu in bats, reporting a never-before-seen virus whose risk to humans is unclear.” I’m proof of how certain Bats can affect people!
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@ crissysaurus
Thats a splendid idea! He is always doing the Dudly Do Right shtick! Maybe I can beat out the middleman and find a convincing wig and heels! I’m sure Harley has one of those lying around somewheres…
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This time, I ask the questions.
Good eve, follow Bat Bashers! I’m curious to hear : how would you dispose the flying rodent?
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Joker's Jottings
Someone once said, ‘whatever doesn’t kill, definitely makes you stranger.’ As many times as I’ve ‘died’ in the DCU, I must be the strangest fella in the world! I’m proud of that!
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Visited a local comedy club here in town. I had to cane the comedian off the stage like in the old times. Then I beat him with it!
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Jokers Jottings
So many great hideouts here in Flint! Abandoned warehouses, parks, buildings! What’s that? They’re not abandoned? Just rundown, you say? Oh…
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WatchWait til they get a load of me. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I’m only smiling on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you can see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep?
Joker's Jottings
While joyriding with Harl, I noticed a NAVY billboard with a giant scan blip for smartphones. Already they’re trying to kill nonfocused Gothamites with their focus off the road and on their board while fumbling for a phone. They’re doing my job!
Joker's Jottings
So, Hot Pockets have ‘limited edition’ Hot Pockets now…I bought 20 to resell on eBay! I’m gonna make a fortune! Finally doing it right!
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All work and no play, make Joker a dull homicidal maniac.
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tangled-in-wonderland asked: Since you're in for the night, what do you like to do on days you're not causing upheaval in Gotham?
All is quiet in Gotham tonight, kiddies. Uncle J is staying in with a hot cocoa and chemical mixing. Anything ya wanna chitchat about?
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Your Old Uncle Joker is taking a break from the Gotham lifestyle, kiddies. I may be giving the underworld of Flint, MI a lesson about finding the punchline in its city of crime. Don’t touch that dial!
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Mind of A Madman (cont'd)
I write down the story of his abusive childhood and actually began to feel sympathy. But this man didn’t deserve sympathy for all the horrendous acts he done.
“Do you think that your anger towards the Batman could be transferred anger that you repressed against your father?” I ask. The madman starts to laugh after the question. After a few moments, he is able to contain...
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I would just kill for my plans to go right once in a while. Eh! There’s a thought!
Ever feel the world’s against you? Everythings trying to keep you from smiling?
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Joker's Jottings
For the record, no one hits on, let alone, hits, my Harley but me!
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All the looney people, where do they all come from? All the looney people, where they all belong?
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“Some men, just wanna watch the world burn.” I’ll be there with the marshmellows!
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Joker's Jottings
In the new Detective Comics, someone appears to have surgically cut off my face. They should know, nothing comes close to touching this purdy mug o’ mine. Dolts. Well, maybe Batman’s fists do from time to time…other than that, NOTHING!
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Joker's Jottings
Oh Batsy, you’ll never be sad, and you’ll never be lonely. You’ll always have me to dance with.
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Joker's Jottings
So, Harvey’s auction plan didn’t go accordingly. The elusive clod, Batman escaped Two Face’s clutches and gave him a severe bruise on his good side, Freeze got iced, Ivy got dethorned, Penguin got plucked and I manged to give him the slip with a good distraction…I tripped Harley. I achieved in snagging his belt as a consulation prize. That grapple line is a hoot! Oh, what...
